sallykie:

A collection of Toothless thinking “we’re gonna die”.

spider story.

squidbiscuit:

I just watched this dumbass spider (yellow sac spider. How’d I know? Because they look just like Brown Recluses except they are lighter and also IDIOTS.) run 600 spider-miles across my entire white ceiling from his one comfortable spot on the wall to another spot…and just sits there. And you know what that means.
That asshole was tryin’ to get laid in MY house. (Normally spiders stay hidden but they will got to flat contrast area in hopes another spider will see them and go “Oh hey, that’s another spider, he must want to fuck,  I’ll go over there and maybe we’ll do that, or maybe I’ll eat him, I’m a spider and our society has no laws.)
Then I thought, “Wow, I offhandedly know a lot about spiders. It’s amazing how much a person will learn about things they fear.”
And then I sprayed it with Fabreeze and hit it with shoe cause ain’t nobody getting laid in this house.

this is the best thing ive read all week

im all paaacked  \0/
well, aside from laptop and bunny. but other than that, im good to go. i also changed the reverse light on Kenny, my poor baby’s tail light was out.

i still need to wrap my besties gifts for her birthday. and shower. cause after all that i feel disgusting

heroicamusement:

charliemcarthy:

heroicamusement:

i dont know about you but I asked my dad about it (he has an .edu too since he’s a professor) & he said a lot of his students were about to get automatically billed since amazon updated their policy for it

Yep they did that new billing thing like…sometimes around the beginning of my spring semester this year. im still gonna cancel it after graduation though. the only thing they did was add videoprime to the accounts. (and of course, make it more expensive.)

3 years ago i had 12 months free prime, but i ONLY had shipping, no video or music. which honestly i was fine with.

wh at the fuck ever i have netflix for a reason i just want…… the two days shipping…………………………….. and nOW i only have that for six months because no way is getting stuff fast worth paying for all that extra.

haha it was worth it when amazon wasnt being a piece of shit about prices. but now, yeah you’re right. after i graduate from glorified daycare (as we call our art college for illustration cause honestly we are all children) imma drop prime like its hot cause ill be road tripping around the country anyway so like why pay for useless service???

the first half of the book version of howl's moving castle

  • Howl: STOP CLEANING MY FCKING HOUSE
  • Sophie: NEVER

heroicamusement:

charliemcarthy replied to your post “that free amazon prime for students post pisses me off now because I…”

Shit they didn’t do that 3 years ago when I signed up. Now I’m addicted to it, dammit.

i dont know about you but I asked my dad about it (he has an .edu too since he’s a professor) & he said a lot of his students were about to get automatically billed since amazon updated their policy for it

Yep they did that new billing thing like…sometimes around the beginning of my spring semester this year. im still gonna cancel it after graduation though. the only thing they did was add videoprime to the accounts. (and of course, make it more expensive.)

3 years ago i had 12 months free prime, but i ONLY had shipping, no video or music. which honestly i was fine with.

my fucking knee is now refusing to straighten and its impossible to kneel on without sharp cry worthy pain and ugh im am so done with random muscle issues

fangirl challenge: five cartoons/anime » dude that’s my ghost

"we’re not wierdos! we’re mega-normal!"

(via fedoracat)

Serious packing starts tomorrow 9am sharp. Important shit like my second monitor Freakazoid, my books, dvds, clothes, and a tiny supply of make up that is 87 percent lipsticks…

mumblingsage:

xekstrinavidad:

fictionwritingtips:

thebluebird:

A professional script reader read 300 screenplays for five different studios, all the while tracking the many recurring problems. The infographic he made with the collected data offers a glimpse at where screenwriting goes wrong.

pay attention to this

this is important even if you don’t write scripts

This is exceedingly important to all storytellers

(via djnicklesanddimes)

promisechan:

I like to imagine that Danny has a bunch of tiny ghost that follow him around all the time.

promisechan:

I like to imagine that Danny has a bunch of tiny ghost that follow him around all the time.

(via foreveraphan14)

charliessketchesandshit:


"I want you, to be freedon’t worry, about me.” (x)


Tom and Chrono<3

charliessketchesandshit:

"I want you, to be free
don’t worry, about me.” (x)

Tom and Chrono<3

My mom just finished this black and rainbow afghan for me AND I LOVE IT SO MUCH. its bigger than a full sized mattress.

maxkirin:

✶ DAILY CHARACTER QUESTION ✶

One
Write a scene where your Protagonist wakes up alone, abandoned by their companions. How do they react to this?

Want to publish a story inspired by this prompt? Click here to read the guidelines~ ♥︎ And, if you’re looking for more writerly content, make sure to follow me: maxkirin.tumblr.com!

maxkirin:

✶ DAILY CHARACTER QUESTION ✶

One

Write a scene where your Protagonist wakes up alone, abandoned by their companions. How do they react to this?

Want to publish a story inspired by this prompt? Click here to read the guidelines~ ♥︎ And, if you’re looking for more writerly content, make sure to follow me: maxkirin.tumblr.com!